last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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