Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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