I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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