My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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