Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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