If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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