some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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