Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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