So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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