That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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