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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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