Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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