Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
