I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth