I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...