i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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