He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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