K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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