need another drink. this is the easiest way
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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