Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Who put my cat in the fridge?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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