So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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