But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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