Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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