my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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