it hurts more in the daytime
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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