I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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