Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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