Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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