I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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