This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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