We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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