have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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