at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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