Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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