I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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