What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
