This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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