Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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