don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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