no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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