i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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