GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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