i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
false alarm, still single
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