so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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