mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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