Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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