I'm sorry my penis didn't work
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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