I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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