How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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