She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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