if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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