the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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