Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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