Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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