You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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